I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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