White coat. Heels.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
is wine microwaveable?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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