piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
