The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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