So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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