your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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