my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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