you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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