walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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