When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Randomize
