I only kidnapped one of them. chill
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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