Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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