I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
