i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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