guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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