He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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