Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I need to align my fucking chakras
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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