five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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