So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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