it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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