Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
