I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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