you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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