I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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