lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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