he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
