Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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