whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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