The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
