Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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