omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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