i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If I had your ass I would rule the world
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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