I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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