Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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