As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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