That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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