No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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