worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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