Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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