Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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