awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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