you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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