I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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