no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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