using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i need some magic done to my vagina
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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