dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Randomize
