There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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