is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
