I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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