I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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