I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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